Welcome to Union Critters, the most esteemed organization of critters in the land. Our fearless leader, Steve, has brought us together to fight for the rights of all critters, from squirrels to raccoons, from pigeons to possums.
We're not just a group, we're a union. We're not just a union, we're a force to be reckoned with. Our demands include:
Critter-sized portions in the cafeteria
More frequent belly rubs
Free cheese
Our team consists of:
Steve (Founder & CEO) - The mastermind behind the operation
Squeaky (Vice President) - Our resident squirrel expert
Sparky (Treasurer) - Our numbers whiz