Steve's Union Rules - Missing Poster Protocol

You are now entering the most union-tastic part of the internet. Here's a map of our beloved union rules:

• Bad Union Jokes
• Best Practices of Unionizing Objects
• Union Treks in the Making
• Union Rules for Dummies
• Union Protocol Overlord 2024

Missing Poster Protocol (MPP)

1. Make sure your poster is 100% union-made.
2. Avoid all non-union-approved materials, like glitter.
3. Never, ever use a non-union-licensed font.
4. Always, always, always wear a union-approved uniform.
5. Be prepared for random union-mandated safety drills.
6. Never question the union's decisions, or you'll be forced to attend an emergency union meeting.

We hope you enjoy your stay on our union-tastic site. Don't forget to unionize your cat!

Unionized Cat Society: Join the movement!