Stealth Gadget Department

Our team of highly trained ninjas, armed with nothing but their wits and an arsenal of ridiculous gadgets, are ready to take on the most diabolical of villains.

Our lead ninja, Jack "The Shadow" Stevens, has been known to sneak into the most secure of facilities with nothing but a can of spray cheese and a whoopee cushion.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our team's accomplishments:

Breaking into a maximum-security prison by disguising ourselves as a team of accountants.
Stealing the world's most expensive cheese wheel using only a team of highly trained snipers and a well-placed trombone.

Want to join our team? Click here to apply!

Or, if you're feeling brave, check out our missions page for some of our most daring exploits!

Disclaimer: Our team is not actually made up of ninjas. We just really like black clothes and a good prank.