Stealth Agents

Our Team of Highly-Trained, Expertly-Dressed, Secretly-Suave Operatives

Meet the agents who bring the noise, not just their impeccable fashion sense.

Our team is comprised of the most skilled, the most stylish, and the most secretly-competent operatives in the business.

Stealthy Skills

We've got the skills, the gadgets, and the attitude to get the job done, no matter what it takes.

From sneaking past security systems to making a fashion statement, we've got it all.

Stealthy Operations

We've got the know-how, the expertise, and the sheer, unadulterated bravado to get the job done, no matter what it takes.

We'll sneak, we'll slide, we'll slip in, and we'll get the job done.

Stealthy HQ

Our headquarters is located in a heavily fortified, highly secure location, surrounded by a moat of spikes, laser beams, and a 10-foot wall of pure, unadulterated awesome.

But don't worry, we're not as scary as we sound. Unless you're an enemy agent, in which case, you're probably already in trouble.