About the Tech Jargon Team

We're a team of highly trained specialists in the art of unnecessary technical terms. Our team consists of:

We're dedicated to making technology as confusing and impenetrable as possible. Our motto? 'Simplifying the complicated, one buzzword at a time.'

Learn more about our fearless leader, Blerg Veenstra.

And discover the mystical realm of Bobo McSnazle's DevOps sorcery.

Explore the enigmatic world of Zorch Flishnack's data wizardry.

Find out what Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth's marketing voodoo really does.

Blerg Veenstra

Blerg Veenstra is our Chief Architectural Overlord and self-proclaimed 'King of the Code.'

Blerg Veenstra

Bobo McSnazle

Bobo McSnazle is our Senior DevOps Engineer and master of the 'dark arts' of server administration.

Bobo McSnazle

Zorch Flishnack

Zorch Flishnack is our Lead Data Science Wizard and expert in the ancient art of data manipulation.

Zorch Flishnack

Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth

Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth is our Head of Marketing and wielder of the 'magic of the sales pitch.'

Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth