We're a team of highly trained specialists in the art of unnecessary technical terms. Our team consists of:
We're dedicated to making technology as confusing and impenetrable as possible. Our motto? 'Simplifying the complicated, one buzzword at a time.'
Learn more about our fearless leader, Blerg Veenstra.
And discover the mystical realm of Bobo McSnazle's DevOps sorcery.
Explore the enigmatic world of Zorch Flishnack's data wizardry.
Find out what Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth's marketing voodoo really does.
Blerg Veenstra is our Chief Architectural Overlord and self-proclaimed 'King of the Code.'
Bobo McSnazle is our Senior DevOps Engineer and master of the 'dark arts' of server administration.
Zorch Flishnack is our Lead Data Science Wizard and expert in the ancient art of data manipulation.
Flumplenook P. Bottomsworth is our Head of Marketing and wielder of the 'magic of the sales pitch.'