Tech-Zeke's Team of Misfits

Our team's motto? "Caffeine, code, and occasional sanity breaks"

We're a group of misfits who managed to cobble together a functional website using nothing but duct tape and prayers

Meet our team:

• Tech-Zeke (Founder/Lead Dev)
• Zed (Chief Coffee Officer)
• Byte Baker (Code Wizard)
• Baker's Code (Code Wizard-in-Training)

Our tech stack? A hodgepodge of outdated tech and questionable life choices

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Some of our notable achievements:

• Successfully implemented a system that automatically generates 100% correct, yet completely useless, code
• Built a website using only HTML tables and a strong desire to never, ever, do that again
• Won the "Most Likely to Crash and Burn" award at the 2022 Web Development Convention