• Defeated the infamous "Blue Screen of Death" in 2018
• Successfully debugged 1000+ bugs in the "Gloopernack" project
• Implemented the world's most efficient algorithm for making coffee
• Lost to "The Overlord of Overengineering" in the "Code Kata" challenge
• Got stuck in the elevator during the "Escape the Island" team-building exercise
• Accidentally deleted the production database (it's a long story)
I wield the trusty "Debugging Ninja Star"
My arsenal includes the "Syntax Ninja Sword"
And, of course, the "Code Reviewer's Shield"