Our team's emotional core. He's the one who makes sure everyone stays sane in a world where cats are judging us all the time. He's the glue that holds us together, or rather the quantum glue that holds our emotions in place.
View Quantum Emotions of our team's favorite feelings: existential dread, hope, and the occasional existential crisis.
Want to read about Mike's personal favorite vibes and how he balances cat videos with existential dread?
Jane's the one who keeps our servers running, our databases humming, and our memes loading. When she's not coding, she's saving us all from ourselves.
Check out Jane's Algorithmic Jokes for some laughs and code snippets to soothe your frazzled nerves.
Want to see Jane's cat, Mr. Whiskers, in his Quantum Catnip adventures? We won't judge you.