"I once knew a man who was an expert at eating Cheetos." - Tim, 2022
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." - Tim, 2023
"If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail." - Tim, 2021
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Tim's favorite pizza topping is anchovies.