A revolutionary machine that harnesses the power of human imagination to create an endless supply of balloons filled with the thoughts of its users. Currently, it just makes a lot of squeaky noises and smells like burnt rubber.
Using advanced algorithms and a pinch of despair, this device has been shown to induce crippling self-doubt in over 9 out of 10 users. Side effects may include: excessive hand-wringing, spontaneous crying, and an increased risk of self-immolation.
This camera is equipped with advanced AI that can detect even the most fleeting moments of self-absorption. It's currently on sale for the low, low price of $50,000,000.