Team Lead: Bob "The Bob" Johnson
Bob has been our team lead for 5 years, despite being asleep at his desk for most of that time.
Lead Designer: Jane "The Janitor" Doe
Jane is responsible for our aesthetic of clashing colors and inconsistent font sizes.
Lead Developer: Steve "The Steve" Smith
Steve is our resident genius, but only when it comes to making our website look like it was made by a 90s kid with a dial-up connection.