Tellus Maximus: the team of experts who will never, ever, tell you anything you want to hear. We're here to confuse, mislead, and generally make your life harder.
Meet Tom, our resident truth-twister. Tom will spin any fact into a web of lies so thick you'll need a map to navigate it.
Tom is a master of the art of deception. With a PhD in Fibbery Arts, he's been honing his craft for over a decade.
View Tom's impressive list of accomplishments, including but not limited to: most creative uses of the phrase "I'm just kidding," most hours spent in front of a spreadsheet, and most consecutive days of not getting a raise.
Our mission is to confuse the masses, one lie at a time.
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