Tom's Achievements

Graduated with a 4.0 GPA

Not too shabby for a guy who ate an entire pizza by himself on his birthday

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Won the school chess tournament with a team of misfits

Our team's strategy was simple: we just stared at the board until the other team gave up

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Won the annual pie-eating contest

I ate 12 pies in 5 minutes. I'm pretty sure I'm still recovering

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Got lost in the woods for 3 days while trying to find the perfect spot to set up my tent

I'm pretty sure I saw a bear. Or was it a raccoon? Either way, it was terrifying

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Created a website that serves only Neo-Brutalist content

It's a real thing, I swear. Ask my mom

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