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Tom the Teller's High School Awards

Where did it all start?

Most Likely to Succeed in the Field of Procrastination

Tom's impressive ability to put off homework until the last minute earned him this prestigious award.

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Captain of the School's Most Likely to be Late to Class

Tom's uncanny ability to arrive just as the bell rings has made him a legendary figure in the school halls.

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Other notable achievements:

While not as impressive as the ones above, Tom also:

Best Use of Sarcasm in a High School Debate

Tom's sharp wit and clever wordplay left opponents bewildered and speechless.

Watch Sarcasm in Action

Most Creative Use of Excuses for Not Doing Homework

Tom's ability to spin a good excuse has been honed to perfection, leaving teachers scratching their heads.

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Certifications:

Tom's high school achievements are a testament to his natural aptitude for the arts.

High School Dropout (with honors)

Tom graduated early and with distinction, proving that sometimes it's not about the grades, but about the attitude.

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Stay tuned for:

Tom's next chapter: College, where he'll no doubt excel at doing the bare minimum.

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