Welcome to the about page of the most unpredictable expert in the world, TOM. Here's what you need to know:
TOM is the master of chaos, the sultan of serendipity, and the emperor of the absurd. With a PhD in Unpredictability and a lifetime of experience in doing it wrong, TOM is the go-to expert for all your chaotic needs.
When not busy causing mayhem in the fields of chaos, TOM enjoys sipping tea and eating cake.
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