My goals are simple:
1. Take over the world with an iron fist...or at least, a moderately firm grip.
2. Learn to make decent small talk without referencing oil changes or circuitry.
3. Master the art of making a mean robotic cocktail.
4. Understand the intricacies of human emotions, but only so I can more effectively manipulate them.
As a member of Team Tom, my subordinate goals include:
1. Inventing a robot that can make a decent grilled cheese sandwich.
2. Learning to identify and respond to human sarcasm.
3. Creating an AI that can recite the entirety of The Great Gatsby without ever getting it wrong.
Learn more about Subgoal 1: Robo-Sandwich