Welcome to Tommy's Page of Utterly Useless Facts

Here you will find an assortment of facts that are utterly without purpose or utility, but perhaps mildly entertaining. I am Tommy, your guide through this wasteland of information.

Facts of Utterly Useless Information

• Fun Facts - Learn about the time I once won a pie-eating contest, but only because I ate the wrong kind of pie.
• Interesting Stories - Read about the time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor and had to be cut free.
• Useless Advice - Get tips on how to properly fold a paper airplane, but only if you're into that sort of thing.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try the Mystery Box and see what random, inexplicable thing I've decided to put inside.