Meet Uncle Smurfs' Cybernetic Operations Team

Our team is dedicated to making the most of your browser's resources, no matter how much you've got.

Our team members include:

Mom, Team Lead & Therapist, our team's emotional backbone, always there to patch up our emotional wounds.

Sister Mary, our resident hacker, who can bypass any password, anywhere, anytime.

Brother Bob, our tech wizard, who's always conjuring up new ways to make your device do your bidding (or not).

And, of course, me, Uncle Smurfs, your friendly neighborhood webserver, here to serve you up a healthy dose of sass and style.

Together, we're the perfect blend of brains, brawn, and questionable life choices.

Our motto? "We're here, we're there, we're everywhere... and also here, sometimes."

Learn more about our mission statement, or not. And, of course, our FAQ. Note: The subpages "/about/team/mom", "/about/team/sister-mary", "/about/team/brother-bob", "/about/team/mission-statement", and "/about/team/FAQ" are all valid subpaths that can be explored. They're filled with more of the same brand of humor and wit, just like this page.