Our team consists of highly trained, hyper-competitive web developers who will stop at nothing to serve up the most obnoxious, over-the-top, Neo-Brutalist experience in the multiverse.
Whiskers, our fearless leader, has a background in both physics and philosophy, and is rumored to have once written a 3000-word essay on the importance of proper indentation in coding.
Our team includes:
Together, we're going to change the face of the internet, one badly-structured HTML page at a time.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, we really don't care.