Meet the Team

Zeb is the founder and lead philosopher of this merry band of misfits. He's got a beard that's almost as long as his ego.

Our team consists of Zeb, Zeb's trusty sidekick, and a rotating cast of guest philosophers who are only here for the free food.

Our areas of expertise include:

We're available for hire for events, parties, and awkward family gatherings. Don't @ us.

Read about Zeb's illustrious backstory Our methodology is a mystery Our philosophical positions Zeb's beard: A study in existentialism