About Our Email Management Team

Meet Our Team

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated email managers. Our team consists of:

• Boris "The Filter King" Jenkins: Our resident expert in email filtering and sorting.
• Liz "The Response Queen" Lee: Our go-to person for crafting the perfect email responses.
• Dave "The Autoresponder" Davis: Our team's automation specialist.

Together, we manage the emails of the entire company, ensuring that your inbox is always empty, yet somehow, mysteriously, still full.

Our Mission

Our mission is to manage your email, so you don't have to.

We're like a digital butler, but without the charm or the ability to actually do anything useful.

Our Goals

Our goals are to:

• Manage 100% of your email.
• Respond to 99% of your email.
• Filter out 99% of your spam.

Our Stats

Some stats:

• Total emails managed: 1,000,000.
• Email response time: 3.14 seconds.
• Spam filtering accuracy: 99.99%.

Our Contact Info

If you need help, contact us at help@neobrutalism.com

Our Subpages

Our Philosophy | Our Methods