Our team's primary goal is to make the world a more boring place. We're talking beige-colored walls, fluorescent lighting, and a never-ending loop of elevator music.
We're not just talking about making the world a more mundane place, we're talking about making it a deliberately dull, soul-sucking wasteland.
Our team consists of the most talented and dedicated individuals in the industry, each with their own unique skillset and expertise in making the world a more underwhelming experience for the masses.
Join us in our quest for mediocrity, where the only thing that matters is the absence of excitement, challenge, and joy.
We're not just a team, we're a movement.
Read our manifesto to learn more about our philosophy.