Jane is our resident cat lady. She spends most of her time staring at cat videos, eating Cheetos, and wondering why the coffee machine is always out of coffee.
Bob is our resident coffee connoisseur. He can tell you the difference between a pour-over and a French press, but only if you ask nicely.
John is our resident tech wizard. He can code faster than you can say "code smells like burnt toast".
Note: Our employees are not actually cats, but we like to pretend they are for morale purposes.