Our CEO is a certified expert in all things Zing. They can recite the entire history of ZingPockets in under 5 minutes, blindfolded, backwards. They are also an accomplished baker of Zing-tastic croissants.
See their impressive resume!We don't really need a CFO, but it sounded good on the business cards.
Meet Bob, who is actually just a glorified janitor with a calculator.
Our CTO is actually just a kid who still lives in their parent's basement. They're pretty sure they're a genius.
Check out their latest coding masterpiece!Our CHO is actually just a box of kittens that we keep in the break room.
They're really good at napping, but not so great at actual happiness.