Jane is the undisputed queen of Zingpocket Management. When she's not busy micromanaging the world's smallest paperclip collection, she's probably sipping champagne and eating caviar in the break room.
Maurice is our resident intern. He's here to do the work that Jane doesn't want to do, but can't be bothered to do herself. He's also available for impromptu jam sessions with the office toaster.
Bob is here to make sure the copier works, and occasionally, to water the plants. He's not really sure what he did before this job, but thinks it had something to do with actual work.