Our resident genius, Zoinks, is a master of nothing in particular, but everything in general. They excel at eating Cheetos, playing video games, and making questionable life choices.
Zoinks is our go-to expert on all things obscure and unnecessary. They're a font of knowledge on topics such as:
- The best ways to reheat a pizza using only the power of the mind
- The secret to making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
- The art of folding a fitted sheet
We're not sure what Zoinks' superpower is, but we're pretty sure it involves an extensive collection of vintage typewriters and a strong dislike for authority.
The Smelliest Smell of the Century is a must-read for anyone looking to understand the intricacies of our team's collective stench.
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