Upgrading to the 90s

• Step 1: Remove all modern software
• Step 2: Reinstall Windows XP
• Step 3: Add a dial-up modem
• Step 4: Install a CRT monitor
• Step 5: Practice your "Dial-up" tone

Disclaimer: Upgrading to the 90s may void your warranty and cause irreversible damage to your sanity. Proceed with caution.