Faking Responsibility 101: The Art of Shifting Blame

Chapter 1: The Basics

Welcome, students, to Faking Responsibility 101! Today, we'll cover the fundamental techniques for passing off your mistakes onto others. This is a crucial skill for any aspiring Adulting Adult or Successful Failure.

Lesson Plan:

• The Classic "Not My Fault",
• The "I Was Only Trying to Help" Defense,
• The "I'm a Victim of Circumstances" Plea,
• The "I'm Just a Bystander" Alibi,
• The "I Was Just Following Orders" Excuse,

Note: These techniques are not mutually exclusive and can be combined for maximum effect. Practice, but don't get too creative, or you might end up on our "Wall of Shame" page.

Recommended Resources: The Faking Responsibility Handbook Advanced Faking Responsibility Techniques Faking Responsibility FAQ

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