This technique involves simply denying any responsibility for one's actions. It's a classic!

When questioned, respond with an air of innocence, "Who, me? I'm shocked and offended that you would even suggest such a thing."

Example:

				Q: "You ate the last of the cookies."
				A: "I don't know what you're talking about. I've never even seen a cookie in my life."
			

Remember, the key to this technique is to maintain a completely straight face while uttering the most outlandish lies.

Variations:

• Technique 2: Gaslighting
• Technique 3: Deflecting