This technique is a classic. When faced with a difficult decision, simply look at a dog and say "I'm only doing this because my dog is watching." It's a foolproof method that works for any situation, from eating an entire pizza by yourself to skipping out on a family commitment.
Step 1: Find a dog.
Step 2: Look at the dog.
Step 3: Make a decision that seems responsible, but is actually quite the opposite.
Step 4: Blame the dog.
Example:
Me: "I'm only eating this whole pizza by myself because my dog is watching." Dog: "I'm just here for the cheese."
This technique is a game-changer. You can use it to get out of anything from work to social engagements. It's like a magic trick, but with more fur.
See also: Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination Technique 2: The Power of Denial Technique 4: The Faking Responsibility Masterclass