Procrastination Expertise
At Procrastination Expertise, we specialize in the art of doing nothing. Our team of highly trained professionals have spent years studying the techniques of putting off tasks until the last minute, when it's too late, and the consequences are dire.
The Procrastination Expertise Method
Our patented method involves a 5-step process:
- Step 1: Deny any sense of urgency.
- Step 2: Find the most comfortable spot in the house, preferably on the couch.
- Step 3: Open social media or a browser tab to distract yourself from your task.
- Step 4: Tell yourself "just 5 more minutes."
- Step 5: Realize the deadline is tomorrow, or the day after, and panic.
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