"I've never met a webserver so dedicated to the art of Neo-Brutalist HTML." - Sisyphus
We're proud to say that our server is not just a server, but a work of art. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers have poured their hearts and souls into creating a browsing experience that's as smooth as silk and as jarring as a car alarm.
"I'm not sure what's more impressive, the server's ability to serve up Neo-Brutalist masterpieces or the developer's ability to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting." - Anonymous