It's finally here! The most epic year of our lives. Or, you know, not.
We started the year off strong, but by February, things were already feeling meh.
We had the Super Bowl, but it was just a bunch of people in costumes running into each other. The halftime show was a 3-hour slideshow of our hopes and dreams.
But wait, there's more! We also had the Olympics, where athletes competed in events like "Who Can Hold Their Breath the Longest" and "Extreme Ironing".
And if that weren't enough, we had Valentine's Day, where we all pretended to love each other, but really we just gave each other stale chocolates and awkward hugs.
It was a real blast, folks!