Bureaucracy Chart: A Guide to Our Nation's Red Tape

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  1. Form 1: The Basic Bureaucratic Form
  2. Form 2: The Advanced Bureaucratic Form
  3. Form 3: The Bureaucratic Form for the Truly Desperate

Form 1: The Basic Bureaucratic Form

This is the most basic form of all. It requires only a minimal amount of paperwork and is suitable for most citizens.

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Form 2: The Advanced Bureaucratic Form

This form requires more paperwork than the Basic Bureaucratic Form, but is still relatively painless. It's perfect for citizens who want to make a real impact.

But be warned: the next form is NOT for the faint of heart!

Form 3: The Bureaucratic Form for the Truly Desperate

This form is for the truly desperate. It requires a small mortgage payment in addition to the paperwork. Use with caution.

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