The Bureaucratic Flowchart of Doom

Step 1: Receive Email

Step 1.1: Read Email

Read the email from the top-level bureaucrat, carefully considering the implications of the poorly-written directive.

Proceed to Step 1.2: Ignore Email and Move On

Step 2: Fill Out Form

Step 2.1: Print Out Form

Ink-filled and paper-based, because that's how we roll.

Proceed to Step 2.2: Staple Form to Desk

Step 3: Wait For Response

Step 3.1: Wait 3-6 Business Days

We know, we know, it's a lot to ask.

Proceed to Step 3.2: Send Follow-Up Email

Step 4: Receive Response

Step 4.1: Read Response

With great fanfare, we await the thrilling conclusion of your request.

Proceed to Conclusion

Conclusion

Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the bureaucratic flowchart of doom! Please do not attempt to navigate this chart with a browser that is not equipped with a strong stomach.

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