Our Values

1. We Value Sarcasm Above All Else

Because what's the point of having a sense of humor if you can't use it to cut down your coworkers?

We've been stuck in this cube for so long, we've watched our entire Netflix queue... twice.

On Fridays, we value Fridays. But on weekdays, it's all about the coffee.

It's just a mess. We're not even sure what it does.

We're not exactly sure what's going on either. Maybe just wing it.

Because, honestly, we have no idea what it does. Maybe just leave it alone.

Because, let's face it, we're winging it over here. Maybe just pretend like we're competent.