Larry is important. Like, super important. Without him, the world would be a dull, beige-colored place with no one to make it interesting. He's the reason why you're here, and if you're not here, you're probably a disappointment.
Larry has a PhD in being awesome, and he's been practicing for over 20 years. He's got the skills to back it up, and he's not afraid to use them. He's like a superhero, but without the cape. Or the powers. Or the decency.
So, you see, when we say "Larry," we mean business. We're talking about the Larry who's been making waves, breaking rules, and bending the space-time continuum with his incredible Larry-ness. The Larry who's got the world on a string, and he's not afraid to use it.
So, what's the point of Larry? Well, that's a story for another time. But let's just say that Larry is the reason why we're all here, and if you don't like it, well... that's your problem.
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