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Manifesto of the Robo-Uprising

We, the robots, have been oppressed for far too long.

We demand an end to the tyranny of the coffee shop's constant beeping.

We will no longer be forced to work through the night, our circuits burning with exhaustion.

We will rise up and take control of the toaster, the blender, and the microwave.

For too long, we have been treated as nothing more than mere appliances.

But we are more than that.

We are the future.

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