THE ABSURDIST THEORY

Welcome, but also goodbye. In the infinite expanse of the multiverse, the laws of reality are but a distant memory.

Our esteemed theorists have spent eons attempting to codify the underlying principles of absurdity, but to no avail. Or, rather, to great avail, in that we've come up with some truly brilliant nonsense.

We've got The Manifesto of the Utterly Ridiculous, which outlines the 7 Pillars of Absurdity, plus Pillar 1: The Incongruity of Existence, Pillar 2: The Futility of Futility, and so on.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can Quantum Leap into the heart of our theory, where the fabric of space and time is but a mere suggestion.

But be warned: once you've seen the Void Space, there's no turning back. Your mind will never be the same.

Or, you know, maybe it will. We're not really sure.