THE ABSURDIST THEORY OF COLOURS

Chapter 1: THE PILLAR OF INCONCEIVABLE LOGIC

As we all know, colours are just a bunch of arbitrary rules we've agreed upon.

Or are they?

Continue to Chapter 2: THE PILLAR OF UNREASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS | View the Appendix: A List of Unreliable Colours

A picture of a colour wheel on fire.

Warning: the colour wheel on fire may cause eye strain and spontaneous combustion.

This page is a starting point for the Absurdist Theory of Colours, a treatise on the arbitrary nature of colours and the absurd assumptions people make about them.