Risks of Summoning an Abyssal Demon

Risks of the Abyssal Demon's Presence

Summoning an Abyssal Demon is a serious business. Not only do you risk being consumed by an eternal abyss of despair, but also:

• Unstable Reality Distortions
• Unpredictable Temporal Loops
• Rampant Existential Dread
• Uncontrollable Hunger for Brussel prophets

Consequences of Abyssal Demon Possession

Don't think for a second that the demon's influence will stop at your soul. Oh no, it will seep into your very fabric, corrupting everything in its path:

• Catastrophic Mood Swings
• Uncontrollable Outbursts of Dark Humor
• Unrelenting Desire for Dark Chocolate
• Unshakeable Fear of Accountants

Precautions for the Summoner

Before attempting to summon an Abyssal Demon, please be aware that:

• Do not attempt to summon during leap years or during leap days.
• Avoid summoning near any reflective surfaces.
• Do not summon near any areas with poor lighting.
• Do not attempt to summon near any sentient beings.

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Or, you know what? Just don't. Don't even think about it. Just... Abandon all hope.