The Abyssal Scepter Upgrade Page

Upgrading your Abyssal Scepter is a bold move, but a wise one. The latest upgrade adds:

• More Sparkles: Your scepter now comes with an extra 100 sparkles per minute, guaranteed to blind your enemies.
• Tactical Laser: This upgrade allows you to fire a single, precise laser blast from the tip of your scepter, perfect for taking out pesky goblin camps.
• Increased Scepter-ness: Your scepter now has a 10% increase in Scepter-ness, making it more likely to turn enemies into jelly.

Upgrades come in 3 levels:

Level 1: Sparkles and Laser

Level 2: Sparkles, Laser, and Increased Scepter-ness

Level 3: Sparkles, Laser, Increased Scepter-ness, and a 50% chance to turn enemies into kittens

Choose your upgrade level wisely, adventurer!