John is a master of the ancient art of coding, a wielder of the mighty hammer of bugs, and a solver of the unsolvable. He's been known to code through the night, fueled by an endless supply of coffee and pizza.
John is a member of the prestigious "I Can Code Through My Sleep" club, and has been known to code through his sleep, his meals, and even his showers. He's a true master of the craft.
Warning: Do not attempt to read this code. It will drive you insane.