Lost and Found

Welcome to the Lost and Found, where we've got a few things that are probably not yours.

Our inventory includes:

• A VHS copy of "Gone with the Wind" that we're pretty sure is still sealed
• A half-eaten box of Pop-Tarts that we're pretty sure is still edible
• A signed first edition of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, which we're pretty sure was just left here by a visiting dignitary
• A VHS tape measure that we're pretty sure is not actually a VHS tape measure, but more like a regular tape measure with a VHS label stuck to it
• A set of keys that don't fit any door we've ever seen
• A mysterious USB drive that we're pretty sure contains only a PowerPoint presentation about the importance of proper dental hygiene

Returning Lost Items

Abandoned Items We're Not Really Sure About