Q: What is the Abyssal Scepter?
A: It's a thing that's really, really hard to explain. Let's just say it's a scepter. A very abyssal one.
Q: Why is the Abyssal Scepter so mysterious?
A: Because we don't know, okay? It's like the Bermuda Triangle, but with more scepter-ness.
Q: Can I hold the Abyssal Scepter?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We've been trying for years, and our hands still hurt.
Q: Can I buy the Abyssal Scepter on Amazon?
A: Uh, no. We don't exist on Amazon. Or do we? Maybe.
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