Beneath the waves of the bureaucratic sea, we find ourselves lost in a sea of paperwork and pointless meetings.
MEMORANDUM: All employees are expected to wear their best "I'm a functioning member of society" face at all times.
MEMORANDUM: The coffee machine has been replaced with a sentient, judgmental coffee machine that will deduct 5 points of happiness from your daily score each time you use it incorrectly.
MEMORANDUM: The break room is now a "Quiet Room". Please keep voices down.