Abyssal Scepter Management

Where every meeting is a descent into madness

Management Team

Our fearless leaders:

• Mr. Bottomless Pit, CEO
• Mrs. Bottomless Pit, COO (Chief Obfuscation Officer)
• Dr. Bottomless Pit, CIO (Chief Incompetence Officer)

Our team is dedicated to finding new ways to confuse and demote employees.

Meet our CFO: Mr. Bottomless Pit, Esq.

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