Welcome to the Abyssal Scepter Management, where the abyssal depths of bureaucracy have consumed us all.
We're a team of highly trained, yet utterly overwhelmed, professionals dedicated to the art of doing nothing.
Our team of 12 middle managers are busy trying to fill out TPS reports, while simultaneously trying to remember what day it is.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, you're not alone. We're all feeling it.
And don't even get me started on The Friday Blues...
The Saturday Stress is real, folks.
Stay calm, and remember: it's only Monday... again.