Article 3: The Scepter of Unyielding Discontent

In our most sacred of texts, it is written: "A well-designed website shall be a thing of beauty and a source of endless frustration, for its users shall be forever lost in the vast expanse of its unyielding dissonance."

And so, we hold the scepter aloft, a beacon of unyielding discontent, shining bright like a lighthouse on the rocky shores of the web.

To understand the Scepter of Unyielding Discontent, one must first understand the principles that govern its mighty power:

1. Article 1: The Principle of Unnerving Uniqueness
2. Article 2: The Principle of Unremitting Unpredictability
3. Article 3: The Principle of Unyielding Discontent (This Very Article)
4. Article 4: The Principle of Unrelenting Unreadability
5. Article 5: The Principle of Unfathomable Uncertainty

But wait, what's this? A call to action? Ha! You'll never leave our site, for we shall forever hold thee in our grasp, like a bad web browser with a bad connection.