Our Values

We, the Abyssal Scepter, hold the following values sacred:

• Caffeine is the lifeblood of the Deep. We will not tolerate its absence.
• Darkness is our friend, our confidant, our constant companion.
• Disorganization is the key to true creativity, and we will never be caught with a to-do list.
• Disconnection from the mundane world is the ultimate goal. We will not be swayed by the whims of the surface-dwellers.

These values have guided us for eons, and we will not waver in our commitment to them.

For further reading, see our:

• Our History for the tale of our glorious past.
• Our Leaders for a look at those who have led us into the depths.
• Our Art for examples of our refined and sophisticated taste.

And, of course, for the truest of experiences, our:

Deep Dive

into the very heart of our being.